It’s crazy to think that designer clothing for toddlers exists solely for the viewing pleasure of adults.
Apparently, no one has posted in the tag ‘peak saucy bastard’
I’ve found my gpoy tag y’all.
I was dilated at the optometrist’s, and they gave me these kickass disposable grandpa shades. I’m going to rock these flimsy bad boys to the grave.
I’m getting new glasses today, and I want frames that will convey an uncommon sophistication and that I drink entirely too much Mountain Dew.
(Source: ardengo / Escape_Velocity)
Anonymous asked: Dang liberal scum. Bet you work at the Obama phone assembly factory. Liberal scum like you want me cooped up in my house eating tofu, petting cows, and reciting the national anthem in espanol. You're destroying Jesus and freedom. You make me SICK.
This is the funniest message I’ve gotten in ages, thank you.
People who believe in bootstraps logic when it comes to people in poverty never cease to amaze me with their stupidity like
"Let me just express my complete ignorance of poverty by falsely individualizing the result of complex socioeconomic factors, simultaneously reducing and shifting the common denominator of every capital-oriented society to merely a matter of work ethic."
Helios - Bounce Dive
Reading kafka on pain killers is the strangest experience my god
THIS SOUNDS IDEAL
- expectation:capitalism breeds competition which encourages companies to work hard to provide the best possible product / service to the american people!... ...
- I shit you not
I’m 7 weeks into my composition class and someone asked the professor, “what is a rough draft?”
I can’t do this anymore.
gonna call obama up and ask him to find me a job because im about to give up and just lay on my parents’ floor until i die of...